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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Star Shards Collected:	197
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GokuCraft

Economy

Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

iLive

Anarchy, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

A great survival server, with player-driven role playing elements!

Four players, will find hidden temples in the world which will give them complete powers over there surrounding elements (This is the bending mod!)

As well as this a player will become King or Queen with more powers than a Moderator!

And even if youre not one of these, whats to stop you creating or overthrowing a town?!

So come on now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mines Excavated:	3157	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dark Matter

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Monarch Craft

Factions

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KrunchyKraft Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to KrunchyKraft!

We are a fun Minecraft server network with tons of unique gamemodes and content!

Come check us out by typing the IP play.krunchykraft.com in your Minecraft clients Multiplayer->DirectConnect->Server Address box!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.