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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	694543	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	6497	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ShadowXCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

I represent a fantastic, excelling community. We have been public since November 2013, and we are holding strong! ShadowXCraft is a fun, appealing network, featuring:

• A popular 1.7.2-1.8.8 mildly-competitive KITPVP (with a HUGE variety of unique gametypes: BuildUHC, ComboUHC, Soup, Potion, OverPowered, Parkour and Basic!). Two professionally built Free for All arenas, parties, killstreaks and our very own cosmetic plugin are also featured! • A CREATIVE server, supporting 1.7.2-1.10.2 versions! Build and create all your inspirations and ideas, with no absolute limit holding you back! • A popular FACTIONS server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2 versions! A new version of Factions is being developed, and will be 1.7.2-1.10.2 compatible! Everything will be completely revamped, to everyone’s liking! A lot of the new features will also be ShadowXCraft-unique! • A peaceful 1.7.2-1.10.2 SURVIVAL server, where you have large, separate plots, all to yourself! Play with other people, and renew your vanilla playstyle! • An engaging PRISON server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2! It will soon be redone, just like Factions, and it will bring a whole lot of new features and gameplay! • A fun, interactive MINIGAMES server, where you can enjoy our Minigames, such as BlockHunt, Turfwars, and our custom-coded Mineopoly and Battlezones! • A competitive UHC server, where you can battle to your heart’s content! Health does not naturally regenerate, so you have to rely on golden apples and healing potions to regenerate lost health! There is also a private, HostedUHC server for those who are sponsoring and advertising the server!

Additionally, we have an amazing small community, who will get to know you and help whenever they can! Our staff team also monitor the network, so troublemakers are kept in line! This is a US based network! Website: https://www.shadowxcraft.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	4533

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Foxelbox Server

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

The Foxelbox Server is a furry minecraft server owned and maintained by Doridian. It is a nice place for Furries and non-Furries alike to come together and build, explore, and talk to one another.

Features: -Survival World and Creative World, through multiverse. -White-listed Technic Server (FBMP) -A Scenic parkour track consisting of currently six levels -A Spleef Arena -A PvP Arena (Coming Soon)

The server is primarily a build/community server hosting up to 60 players, with a custom main support plugin and a rank system based around player behavior and activity. New players will start off in the survival world as guest rank, and must play on our server regularly with good behavior for a few days before becoming eligible to being ranked up to Regular rank.

For more information, visit our website, or our PMC Page below: http://tinyurl.com/DoridianPMC

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simple Survival

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simple Survival! We’re all about having fun! There is much to do in Survival! On Simple Survival, You are able to make friends with different players and have a great time.

The rules include no form of raiding, griefing, Respect all players and staff and just have a good time! On this server, the staff are very nice and respectful.

There is a lot of land for you and your friends to live and survive! The possibilities are endless of what you can build or design!

We also have many fun and helpful plugins for you to play around with! We hope you enjoy the server! See you soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Samistines Hub

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Free Worldedit and DisguiseCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Farms Harvested:	871
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	1353

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	2202	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

HP Craft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	656294
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

—

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1911	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1108
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.