Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Prison OP

Prison

Prison-OP is as it says in the name, an OP Prison server. You start in A Block and work your way up to Z and eventually, Free!

Start in A Block and earn your way all the way through the ranks to become to top player on the server!

Prison-OP is ran by the creators of an already successful server network, so you can be assured that we know what we’re doing!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ScoutPvP

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Hallo lieber Minecraft User, If you are looking for a Super Bukkit PvP server then you have come to the right place! Simply JOINE now with this IP to our server 85.190.167.207:25565 Have fun ! We look forward to seeing you !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwapedCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

About Us: We are three school friends inspired to run a server and we three enjoy PVP/Raid/Factions/Minigames/More and just Minecraft in General. Come join us! (: We may also be looking for staff in the future and add a hub with minigames. I intend to donate money towards our server to get a teamspeak for it and a website for you guys (:

Messege me in game if you ever want to skype (:

More: We have adminshops and are addin more just suggest! Tell your friends about the server and you may be rewarded.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

craftlancer

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

The world of Craftlancer is rocked by war, numerous kingdoms are fighting for dominance and YOU can take them all down! Create your own empire and expand your power or entrust your services to others and help them rule the world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HappyDiggers TFC TerraFirmaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

HappyDiggers TFC is a regular TerraFirmaCraft server. It only requires the client to have the TerraFirmaCraft mod installed.

The HappyDiggers TerraFirmaCraft server aims to be close to TFC while adding a few features to make life more comfortable. There is plot protection, grief prevention, everything is logged and we have several staff members who visit the server regularly to help with any issues. We have mini games on our Lobby server. See the TFC spawn area for more information.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Erickr

Factions

Erickr

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

I Derp

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

I-Derp is a newly released faction server. I-Derp has Ranks and will soon have Hunger-Games.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

levelup-jailcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Amazing prison server, earn your way out of the prison by working in the mines! Sell your items to gain in game money to rank up!!!!

Come join us to take part in insanely epic PvP battles in our PvP arena!

Don’t feel like PvPing? That’s ok, after you’re out of prison, Go venture out into the world and build a sexy stone brick house.

Come build the BIGGEST faction to take other factions down!!

Raid and Griefing Is allowed in the free world

Want to fight without noobs getting in the way?! Have private faction on faction PvP battles in our PvP arena!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SFCraft

Factions

Join SFCraft TODAY

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MithrandirCraft

Anarchy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP

MithrandirCraft (play.mithrandircraft.es) is one of the pioneering Spanish servers, and open 24/7, without interruption since Spring 2012.

– Survival. – RPG – Minigames: Paintball…

www.mithrandircraft.es

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AgonCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

AgonCraft is a hybrid between an RPG server and a Towny server. We’ve got loads of cool features like custom mobs, in-game dungeons and minigames that give you rewards to buy sweet ingame items like wands and legendary armors. We also have a team of in-house developers always working to provide our players with new content. Another feature is our custom-made one-of-a-kind world. Custom ore generations in every biome and plenty of secrets to find! See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Farms Harvested:	860
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MonkeyCraft Creative

Creative, Mini Games

-Pets and DisguiseCraft -Sittable chairs! -Custom sounds on leave, join, teleport, combat and chat! -BowSpleef -No melting ice or snow -WorldEdit -No dissapearing leaves -No fire spread, so fireplaces are completely safe to use -Lava doesn’t cause fire -No griefing mobs, enderman don’t grief, creepers don’t explode, Withers disabled -No TnT -No splash potions or exp bottles to prevent people annoying you

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UltimateMC

Factions

Welcome to UltimateMC! we are a awesome minecraft server that is looking for staff! We have awesome staff! No Lag! PVP/Raid! So come on and have some fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Poke Planet Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Join us at play.pokeplanet.net Teamspeak 3 ts3.pokeplanet.net Get pixelmon at pixelmonmod.com/downloads

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Surfburken

Creative, PvP, Survival

This is an awesome minecraft server with survival and creative mode! We are friendly and love our players! We are not that many humans on the server so you could join us on our trip to the moon! or if you’re an alien you can also join the server, it doesn’t matter if you’re a human, alien, dog or cat. We have friendly staff and a website for you members! If you’re joining today you could be our 100th member on the server! so pull up your pants and come to our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.