Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1714	Villages Defended:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1382	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Element Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Element Skyblock is a fun multiplayer skyblock server which has many unique features. There is pvp, shops, player warps, mob farms, and also an island ranking system. Join now and you’ll have a blast playing on Element Skyblock.

Connect with the IP: ElementSB.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The ImagineCraft survival

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Features: – 1.8 Survival Spawn world – Creative World – Parkour – MOB Arenas – PvP Arena, KitPvP, OP PvP!, Hardcore, Factions, and Vanilla 1.8.2! (USE PORT 25566), McMMO!

The following plugins are used on this server to improve your experience: Essentials – standard essntials suite – teleportation, sethomes, etc. NoCheatPLus – to make it fair for all. Prism event logger – So we can track down griefers and looters (not needed if your protect your stuff..) GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and chest – visit http://tinyurl.com/pzmn66o for info.

Visit our Website for more info!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrisonPlus

Prison

CRAZY OPPRISON!!! IP: play.PrisonPlus.net =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= PrisonPlus is a minecraft prison server, with unique custom built mines, amazing plugins! Here are some of the amazing perks on our server:

– CRATE KEYS WHICH GIVE RANDOMLY GENERATED LOOT! – CUSTOM RANKUP CRATES/KEYS! – PLOT WORLD AND SHOPS – NO LAG – MULTIPLIERS – AND SO MUCH MORE! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Medieval Norway

Economy, Survival, Towny

The Medieval Norway

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	6685
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Texyk

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing. We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including: -mcMMo -Factions -Jobs -And more! This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!

There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂

Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

FusionPrison

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	849843
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.