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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AzerCraft

PvP

PvP/Fac server in 1.7.2

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Penzcraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RockyCraft

Hardcore

This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Harryo Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Survival

In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	508
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sofurry

Roleplay, Survival

Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JellyPvP

KitPvP, Parkour

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zdug

Vanilla

It’s a semi vanilla server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2666	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Funtheory

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Innectis

Survival

We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

A few of our features include:

Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pro Mc Games

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

** YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/ **

SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	New Chunks Explored:	310812
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Viperlance

Creative, Economy, Survival

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This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Abuscus 2.0

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay

!NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7721	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Balayacraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7132
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.