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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Emeralds Found:	2164
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Items Found:	2692
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4509
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1424
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Animals Bred:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2256
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.