Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3199	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

Community server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	6123
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mines Excavated:	2351	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

Creative – 48×48 AND 128×128 plots. WorldEdit & VoxelSniper available! “Modded” Survival – SlimeFun, Voter Crates, and Custom Enchantments. Mostly-Vanilla Epic Survival New Skyblock with Nether Islands Prison with Custom Enchantments, OP Picks, and Voter Crates.

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	883
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.