Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Butte County

PvP, Survival

Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SurvivalRPG

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

SurvivalRPG is a semi-vanilla minecraft server with a twist. We have the McMMO plugin, and we are adding many other plugins to simulate a typical MMO video game to keep players stimulated, and enthralled. IP: 104.37.29.8:25850 Website: survivalrpg.enjin.com Some of the server’s qualities include: -No griefing, no trolling, no racism, no prejudice policy. -Custom Villagers with more realism! -Special food from broiled zombie flesh to dragon meat with special effects more powerful than a Notch apple! -Mythic mobs -Player Jobs -Build protection -McMMo -PVP only in designated PVP areas -Contests with great prizes such as donor rank -Marriage And much more! Come check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Gamestrike.de 1-12

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamestrike.de your 1.11.2 server, we have almost everything 😀 it depends 🙂

IP: Gamestrike.de TS3: Voice.Gamestrike.de Homepage: WWW.Gamestrike.de

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McThemeParks

Creative, Roleplay

A 1:1 scale recreation of various theme parks around the world. Including some various custom parks. Some of the parks we have are which currently being built are Busch Gardens Tampa, Seaworld, Legoland, Holiday World, Lagoon Park. Custom Park is currently Cedar Creek.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AvengersCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to AvengersCraft! a place of heroes! Our server are a new server, made by a player with a lot of experience in minecraft, programming, server managment, web development and information tecnology! We work to give our player the best game experience, with minumum lag and maximum fun! We offer at the moment following servers: Survival SkyBlock Eggwars Parkour But we add new servers and minigame ASAP! Come to see our miniecraft server of heroes! with a lot of pixel art of avengers and friends! We have votifier (vote for us and receive rewards), Youtuber rank (if you are a youtuber) and more! Join us at play.avengerscraft.com or visit our website for more info at http://avengerscraft.com See you in game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VenomousCraft

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Venomous Craft is a community with spirit and always open for new people. Our staff are friendly and you can always feel free to ask them a question, no matter how big or how small, every one has a spot and a say over here. We have had such great responses from people playing our server, and how everyone is always welcomed among joining and having that chance to explore the lands with friends or by themselves. We are also full 1.8! So what are you waiting for, friend? Jump online now on our server at:

play.venomouscraft.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creative – Builder.de

Creative, Survival

Freebuild und Survival Maps. From 25 (!) years. Whitelist https://minecraft.nitrado.net/map/128.65.215.243/#/612/64/-15/-3/0/0

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5627	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Just Bucket! [SMP] {McMMO} {Economy} {Jobs} {Tournaments}

Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Survival

JUST BUCKET – SMP, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community. Experienced Developer justbucket.minecraft.best – ipJobs, Economy, SMP, McMMO, tournaments, VeinMinerCome be a part of a growing community!

Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord?All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it!Plugins:The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, McMMO and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands!We also have vein mining, Break one block in a vein of ores, and the rest will come with it. This also works with tree’s!Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace:Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online.Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSPjustbucket.minecraft.best

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DurinsBuilders

Creative, Vanilla

We are looking for quality builders, therefore there is an application form and a whitelist. The application form can be found using this link: http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/thread/6/member-apply-format

After applying you will recieve the server IP and the resoucepack for everything (if you still dont have it). If you do jobs and act nice, you can get higher ranks. Having a better rank means you will get more abilities such as voxel and worldedit. You will also get a bigger saying in the projects in which you participate.

We are creative only and have a few plugins to help the build, such as World Edit, Voxel, and others. We run on 1.7.9 and have craftbukkit for that version, but we plan to update soon.

For more information check our forum : http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3713	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftRealns

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IntroCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

Portuguese Come on guys, enter this server and I recommend it Dedicated server 64 GB of ram There is no leg 24 hours Online Come on, guys english Bora crowd enters this Server and Dedicated Server recommend 64 GB ram No leg 24 hours Online Bora Bora guys

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MaximMinecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

hi my name is maxim i have a server you should check it out at play.maximminecraft.net it is awesomee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	3792
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RoweCraft

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Server made for YouTube’s and Live streamers to record on with a friend or two. If your a YouTube/live streamer and is interested message myself on: Skype: rowe.567 or just join and hope that I’m online. 24/7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrazyMaxim

Creative, Economy, Prison, Survival

hi i am maxim im proud to play on this server it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Paradise Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Paradise Realms

We offer a sense of community with weekly events, you won’t be ignored by staff in general conversation as we are all here to make a nice community.

We currently focus on RPG Survival, where you can collect custom items, build a city, make friends and become the richest on the server.

We also have a Fabric Factions server!

We also have an interactive Hub where you can spend some time relaxing playing Parkour or playing with the other gadgets.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	5122	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.