Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DarkEnder

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The Dark Ender is an amazing server that Im sure you will love!

We have several gamemodes including but not limited to: Survival (no griefing), WarWorld (griefing and factions), Creative, SkyBlock, FunLand, Minigames, Minigames

The minigames we have are: ClusterChunk, XRun, Mario Kart, TF2, Spleef, QuakeCraft, Capture the Flag, SkyWars, Parkour, War, Hunger Games, Mazes, Darts, The Walls, Kit Pvp, Infection, Paintball, Sumoturi, and Tnt run

The best part about Dark Ender is that its always updating. I (the owner) always listen to my players, and hear their opinions.

I hope that you join so that you can experience the fun that is DarkEnder.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCReborn KitPvP

KitPvP, PvP

Hello, my name is Achieverr I am the Owner of MCReborn We are a brand new KitPvP Server. I hope to see everyone on the server. We have our website set up and buycraft set up. We are taking in applications on our website. We have a fun and loving community. Staff that will help you right away. Hope to see you at MCReborn.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreepercraftMC

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

~~~~CreeperCraftMC ~~~~

CreepercraftMMO was first established in 2012 and a year later renamed to CreepercraftMC under the ownership of Donnie. Throughout the years our server has maintained a diverse yet involved community that thrives on welcoming and supporting new players. We have recently modified the server and hope you will join us for the 1.14 update!

* Includes: – Survival – Optional Quests – Community-Based – Unique Plugins – Special Events and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Star Shards Collected:	111
New Chunks Explored:	251629	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ShortyCraft

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a Completly new server with skyblock and survival And we need staff members this server have pvp and factions. Spawn in pvp protected. More plugins coming soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rektcraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Rektcraft is a Survival based Anarchy Server, Anything goes outside of Spawn! This server is not for the weak at heart.

We currently have a small community of longtime, like minded, Anarchy players.

World border increases every month. Keeping the raids close, but giving players the room they need. Raiding and Griefing are encouraged. Trolling and Tricking players is allowed. Full World PVP. NO CHEST PROTECTION.

As long as you are not going out of your way to do something so ridiculous it requires intervention, the only Rules that are strongly enforced are: No Hacking No Glitching

Come Join Our Awesome Community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	1356
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Community Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Just a fun community server. Mostly vanilla with essentials for everyone and some extras for mods and admins. Currently looking for a new mod.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Five nights at freddys

Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

This is the official Five Nights at Freddy’s server! Join today! It has Multiverse, Roleplay, survival, factions, Skyblock, war, and. Don’t forget the fnaf minigame.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Potions Brewed:	104
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IceAgeCraftMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Come play on a awesome PRISON server that is in need of players! Come on and rankup, mine and pvp! Our staff our always willing to help!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DSMine

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

– Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Quests Towny Server New Mob DSMine MC is a minecraft Towny Survival server. We utilise many plugins including mcmmo Auction and custom ones to ensure the player has a premium experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Farms Harvested:	599
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cuberite gallery

Creative

Gallery server for the Cuberite project. Build stuff that you want included in the Cuberite world generators. Runs on a RaspberryPi B+.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9006

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Server_Cake

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Hello and welcome to Server_Cake! We have so many choices of games and it’s not only the games up there, there’s more! So please join and be part of the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Caversia

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Caversia is a server network offering Factions and Towny servers, both servers include admin shops with 170+ items to buy and sell.

Some of our features include: (some features are server speicific)

-Auctions: Buy and sell to other players with our in game auctions through the chat system -Bounty Rewards: Killing players has a chance to drop their heads, then sell their heads to the Bounty vendor for extra cash -Faction Alert: Get alerted when explosions and players enter/leave your Faction territory -Voting Crate Keys: Voting on our server helps you earn money and rewards -McMMO: RPG leveling system that adds new abilities and skills to the game -Random Chests: There are random spawning chests that spawn all over the world that have a chance to drop awesome loot -Lottery: Every 60 minutes you play on our server rewards you with one entry towards our monthly prizes, you can earn an unlimited amount of entries.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9208	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Yoshee08 Network

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Yoshee08! We’re a fun and friendly that welcomes people of all ages! If you’re looking for a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience, with many different entertainment venues to play with friends, this is the server for you!.

Like any other server, we have to make enough money to have awesome servers and plugins, so we have donation ranks to help keep us running. These ranks are cheap and give awesome perms and rewards, so you’ll be heavily benefited by helping us to keep the server running! Even if you don’t donate, you won’t miss out, so don’t worry about it.

We look forward to seeing you around!

Yoshee08, Be there, or be square.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Japan Minecraft PvP

Mini Games, PvP

Japan Minecraft PvP is one of largest Minecraft server in Japan. We run team based PvP match and minigames!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	1736	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecrafteo

Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

– New Crafts – Dropdown menu – New Crafting Available – Level and Skill System – Difficulty Monsters with abilities – Improved physics – Miscellaneous plugins And other features that we have prepared for you! MORE INFO: www.minecrafteo.es

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!