Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kryptech Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Aurinkomaa

Roleplay

Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TimeSpaceCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelCub Network

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server No Premium Hosted No Hamachi 24/7 No Spanish Speaking Lag. Exclusive paid plugins to guarantee security and fun. Network With Minigames and Classics Servers. Survival, Skywars, Factions, Skyblock, KitPVP and More… 100% optimized. Our IP: MC.PIXELCUB.NET Our Website: www.pixelcub.net Our TeamSpeak3: ts3.pixelcub.net Our Twitter: @PixelcubMC Our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juegaahoramc/ Join our network

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DoggyCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	6930
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TeegeeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Artemis Realms

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SKYWARS BOMBERMAN KIT TO ALL NEW PLAYERS UNTIL MONDAY!!! Just create a help ticket (/ticket create) and ask for your kit, and we’ll add it for you.

A new, friendly server. Right now we have our own custom SkyWars, Creative Plots, Factions, and we’re just setting up CTF (War). We plan to have Hunger Games too.

Check out our unique features in SkyWars!!

Sidenote: the “application process” for mod on this server is to come back often, vote regularly and play decently with others. We will look for the best, most helpful players and promote them at our discretion.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AzelcraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

AZELCRAFTMC is a small Dedicated Towny cracked 1.12.2 server with customised rpg style mcMMO professions, talkative NPCs with background stories, a diverse and balanced economy that rewards all kinds of gameplay and many carefully selected, customised and tested plugins for things like game changing powerful customised mob bosses with special loot to redstone based elevators in buildings to horseback combat, bleeding mobs, heavy armour to player heads and even many realistic lore friendly crafting recipes for things like chainmail armour, horse armour, saddles, nametags, music discs and many many more! AzelcraftMC players are friendly and welcome all new players into the server community. We invite you to be a part of our journey. If this interests you, then join our community in The Land Of AZELCRAFTMC! You will be surprised!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magic Items Found:	5102
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wabbit Survival – A Friendly Server

Survival, Vanilla

Wabbit Survival is a simple, welcoming and friendly Minecraft survival server. We are heavily focused on growing and nurturing our amazing community, and we welcome players of all ages, providing you stick by our simple and fair rules!

We also have a brilliant and dedicated staff team to solve disputes and fix problems quickly. We hope you choose Wabbit Survival to play on, and that you thoroughly enjoy your time with us.

Besides the amazing staff, there are always a bunch of active, and friendly players of all ages online. If by this point you’re still looking for a reason all we can say is join us, and give it a try.

The introduction alone, and our warm, sincere welcomes should convince you. Search no more for a friendly Minecraft survival server, for Wabbit Survival is here!

mc.wabbitface.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoKingdom SMP

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The community is amazing & when people are on you are always greeted with a hello & a how have you been. The community is so helpful and Kind. The owners do giveaways quite often giving out free rewards or custom items that is only unique to you.

The amount of things you can do in NoKingdom SMP is endless & its getting bigger & bigger by the day. Come join our server now and check us out.

Server IP: 54.38.94.121:25576Available on both Java & BedrockGame Version: 1.20.2 (Newer version can connect as well)

This server has so much to offer with a wide range of plugins and custom things that are created by the team of devs on the server.NoKingdom SMP is the place to be if you want a vanilla experience but with some twists like custom weapons, food, music, and more.

Current Plugins

AdvancedBanajStartCommandsAuctionHouseBanAnnouncerBeastCoreBeastWithdrawBetterRTPBuyCraftXChatFilterCMILibCommandItemsCommonsCoreProtectCustomCratesDecentHologramsDeluxeMenusDiscordSRVDynmapEconomyShopGUI-PremiumEssentialsXFloodgateGeyserGriefPreventionGSitGuildsInteractiveChatDiscordJobsLuckPermsmcMMOMessageAnnouncerMultiverse-CoreMyPetnuvotifierODailyQuestsOnePlayerSleepOpenInvPinataPartyPistonMOTDPlaceholderAPIPlayerNPCPlayerWarpsProtocolLibQuestsQuickShopRetributionSetSpawnShopKeepersSimpleNoCropTrampleSkinRestorerSpicordSternalBoardTABTimedRewardsUltimateKitsUltimateModerationVaultVeinMinerViaVersionVotingPluginworldeditworldguard

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minleoncraft

Factions, Prison

Join us at MinLeonCraft

✓ Faction ✓ Prison ✓ SkyGrid and more coming soon

IP: MinLeonCraft.com Website: www.MinLeonCraft.com Donate: www.MinLeonCraft.com/shop

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Area 51 Servers

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You will experience nothing like Area 51’s Towny Server, with its rich old community that are willing to help and communicate with anyone that needs it. This community needs more active members that are willing to be apart of this one big ‘family’ and enjoy creating towns and being apart of the strange, but amazing, politics. Hope to see you soon helping out and having a great time on Area 51.

This server is a classic version of Towny. Its more like Vanilla but you can make a town and claim your buildings easily. The town prices are low and the server has a essentials based economy. You may use /sell to get money. There are no AdminShops. Everything is fair play and it is recommended to play there.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CRAFTIUM SMP – 1.19.2 | Quests | Rankups | Player Warps | Economy | Vote

Discord, Economy, Griefprevention, Playerwarps, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Survival

Join Craftium and start your new survival journey on Minecraft!

Includes:➜ Quests➜ Rankup with in game money➜ Player shops and player warps

Discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Auto SMP

Chill, smp, Survival

This server is THE most chill server in mc java, no mods no ranks, everything is free.plz join the discord server. in the discord server theres a channel where the minecraft chat is connected to discord and the discord channel is connected to the minecraft chat.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Eclipse MC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Parkour, Skyblock

Welcome to Eclipse MC! A peaceful community for people to pass the time.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Our server is currently undergoing some changes with plugins, worlds, and more, but we will still be open to the public! Ask the Admin Team for more information.

Below is a list of each of our gameplays and what they include!

Featured Games:

Skyblock – Generates a personal floating island for you to gather resources, create farms, and make your way to the top of the island charts!

Survival – Sets you in the classic survival mode play of Minecraft, with the added bonus of land protection using our ProtectionStones plugin! (See Survival Spawn for more info.)

Creative – Allows you to express your creativity in our plot world, where you are able to claim plots of free land and build whatever you fancy!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	7388	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!