Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sorrow Server

Survival, Vanilla

This a completely vanilla server! and because of that it is white-listed. If you wish to join the server please be aware most the member are older and anyone wishing to join should behave in an adult manner.

If you are looking for a server where you can use the /spawn or set home commands or the ability to teleport to others or such then look somewhere else!

However if you enjoy straight up vanilla survival you are heading in the right direction. This started off as a family server. I opened the server few friends who were left without a server when the Blamethecontroller fan server was changed into a subscriber only server. But it is time to open the door a few new people and to let some new blood on.

Further in formation including the server rules can be found at my website.

If you wish to join the server please head to my website and tell me why you’d like to join via the forum there.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BananasCraft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Banana’sCraft is mainly known for its magnificent community, its endless hours of gameplay and the different worlds and modes make this an incredibly addictive server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Alexcraft network 2.0

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

We, are a small (wat) server network with ALOT of servers.

We have:

-Factions

-Kitpvp

-Creative AND MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	2275
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Klipers Gaming Survival Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

IP is play.klipersgaming.com Enjin page is klipersgaming.enjin.com We have: MCMMO, auctions, jobs, grief prevention and a creative world We are a friendly community, with helpful staff and players. You can buy a house in Seascape (spawn), buy a plot, or warp into the wild and build the house of your dreams. We have player shops in BoomTown so players can set up a shop and sell items. Be the top weekly or monthly voter and win rewards. Find us on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Discord at Kliper’s Gaming

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Seetiecraft

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games, Vanilla

Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.

After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.

We still had to make a few small changes.

The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB

To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.

We have already prepared something for events too!

Your owner

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8966

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rivendor

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5394	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lords of Vale

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mystic Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla Survival server. We offer a non-griefing server with the survival feel. We do not allow the killing of others, without their permission and the return of items. We do however have a PvP arena that items will not be lost in and is a free for all. In this arena we have also included a parkour area. Our mob griefing is turned off so you will not have to worry about your builds being destroyed. We give our players three sethomes. You have the ability to modify your chests, furnaces, and doors so that your friends can access them as well. If you are looking for a semi-vanilla survival server come join us and join in on our adventure!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ArmedMC-Op prison

Prison

This is a new prison server made by JeffPlayzMC OP prisons also so come on and play!The server will soon have votifier if you donate for a rank you will automaticly be boosted up to the next rank for peoples enjoyment.Daily Drop Partys and the Co-Owners will sometimes hid some chests possibly with some OP items maybe donater ranks 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Candlestick Clan Server

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shambala

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ores Mined:	1612

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

Factions

LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FinalGame-Hosting.com

Survival

To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GalaticWar

Tekkit

Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PureCraftMC

Anarchy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.