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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1745
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3185	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2206
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	2672

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5645	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com