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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	4922
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2982	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9501	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7874
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	2828
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4960
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4706

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com