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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	8235
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	382091	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4279	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	2586
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net