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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Potions Brewed:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	778

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	4287
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	6118
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	80660
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	384	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mines Excavated:	1111
Crops Grown:	5488	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Undead Armies Raised:	3

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6371	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7405
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	5724
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org