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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2769	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	250
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	289
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	4669	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	527	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Emeralds Found:	3907
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9566	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	283
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Votes:	7734

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com