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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1396	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mines Excavated:	1305	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	1166	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	6291
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	1116	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	164
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Items Found:	2586	Ores Mined:	2186
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6099	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

play.townysmp.com