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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	3048
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4785	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mines Excavated:	4818
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	695192
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	4172	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	4672
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	8670
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5907	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg