Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	5928	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	2323	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mines Excavated:	4248	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org