Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3856
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	584	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Votes:	2191
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Emeralds Found:	1477
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	8811
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9481
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	2113
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114