Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	288
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	989768	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	861
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	738
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5313	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	121	Potions Brewed:	118
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	641
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.