Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4946	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	34000	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ores Mined:	2456	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	873	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	8439	Dragon Eggs Found:	8238
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	5667
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.