Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	6795
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7951	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	362
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	4593

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!