Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1707
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Farms Harvested:	916	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	791	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	876416	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	234856	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ores Mined:	3649
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3977
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.