Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8790	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	9668
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	7304
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	108	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	1654	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!