Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Animals Bred:	122
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4115	Emeralds Found:	7027
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4823
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1094
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	261
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.