Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1860	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	6531	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	284469	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9147	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	199
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	8769
Emeralds Found:	9448	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.