Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8005	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	258
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	84
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	7910	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Star Shards Collected:	127	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7518
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7273
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5175	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.