Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	8495
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	8101
Emeralds Found:	8633	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1104	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	2903	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	745	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1354	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!