Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	5240	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	3622
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6315
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!