Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Animals Bred:	138	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Towns Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	184
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1205	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Animals Bred:	199	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1499	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3443
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	113	Farms Harvested:	480
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	New Chunks Explored:	245692
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.