Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, addictive content, behavior change, brain turn off, BRAINWASHING, dream, hypnosis, immersive experience, immersive Video, mind control, mind manipulation, mystic, new behaviors, Realm, sissy fantasies, sissy fetish, sissy hypno, sissy transformation, temporary effects, virtual reality, Virtual Reality Headset, vr headset, vr hypno

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	1144
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Immerse yourself in a world where sissy hypno stuff is just the beginning. Experience a VR version that will make your brain turn off and leave you addicted. Who needs reality when you can escape to a place where anything is possible? Don’t worry, the effects aren’t permanent… or are they? Join us and find out on our crazy, chaotic, and mind-bending server!

CraftyLingo Minecraft Server

communication boundaries, communication norms, coworker relationships, CraftyLingo, cultural background, cultural sensitivity, diversity awareness, language at work, Language Choice, language preference, Language Use, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, office etiquette, professional conduct, Server, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace interactions, workplace language, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re in a foreign country when you’re actually at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone speaks English, no matter what their native language is!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream office cubicle without worrying about awkward language barriers. No more elevator rides filled with conversations you can’t understand – on our server, everyone speaks the same language!

Don’t be the odd one out in a sea of foreign words – join our server and embrace the universal language of Minecraft. Who knew virtual blocks could bring people together in such a hilarious way?

MaldivesDebtShowdown

$700 debt, awkward situations, christmas present, Communication Issues, confronting uncle, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, financial favor, financial stress, financial struggles, holiday tension, Maldives vacation, MaldivesDebtShowdown, personal boundaries, repayment reminder, trust issues, unexpected confrontation, unpaid debts

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	451	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Towns Built:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to uncles who conveniently forget to pay you back. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Forget about awkward Christmas dinners where secrets are revealed and tensions run high. On our server, the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic loot and the only tension you’ll feel is during an intense PvP battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family debt disputes.

NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	98

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Economy & Trading
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4066

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	233	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	9016
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9429

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2