Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Zombie Dances: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Zombie Dances: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 9689
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7017 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5118 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5286
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7500 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1200 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4310 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 200 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 529 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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