Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	2405
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4514	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6241	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	7543
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimension Hops:	12
Ores Mined:	7495	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	5409
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchantments Applied:	195	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com