Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crops Grown:	6869	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3257
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crops Grown:	4342	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	86

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	272	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.