Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	802
Crops Grown:	5140	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	180	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	239	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	120
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	888682

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	203	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!