Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	845
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6083

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4469
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	2314
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	9436

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Emeralds Found:	5375	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	2806	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4151
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	3670
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3166
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.