Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7532	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3963
Dragon Eggs Found:	3879	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1095	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.