Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	181
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8193	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7632
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	111

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4347	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.