Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7522	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	4642	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4072	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4101	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Potions Brewed:	95	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	70	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!