Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	709666
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	4819
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6279
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	106
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9797	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.