Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	96
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Emeralds Found:	4386
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9624	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	6525
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.