Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Crops Grown:	4249

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Buildings Constructed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ores Mined:	2876	Dragon Eggs Found:	1092

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mines Excavated:	4288	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!