Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	278
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crops Grown:	7899	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchantments Applied:	147	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	721
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	167067	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	195	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mines Excavated:	4110
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	932647
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4500	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1007	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.