FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	6947
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crops Grown:	7162
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4731	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	7034

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	4595	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6212
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

mc.almighty.pro