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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5804
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7689	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5762	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	4382
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ores Mined:	3885

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	423079	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Potions Brewed:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	8969
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7696
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com