| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5340 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2132 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1220 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6743 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2239 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 844 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2568 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 1921 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2470 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2549 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 159 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6364 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Ores Mined: | 4658 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9675 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!