| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7049 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!
Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5925 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 178568 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!
Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4137 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9094 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 653 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 417 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8569 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 452 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6958 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 241 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 97 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8881 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8769 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6272 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 450 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 448 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9975 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6290 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1372 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1524 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!