so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Dimension Hops: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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