Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Farms Harvested: 568
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Potions Brewed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Ores Mined: 8010
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1969 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Ores Mined: 8488 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 531873 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 451 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hojki

    Hojki

    Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoxVentures

    BoxVentures

    BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cataclysm Of Clans

    Cataclysm Of Clans

    Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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